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(Heya. This character was made by Dove of Death. Use him without permission and you are REALLY not gonna like what happens next)

Gian Cabbage, better known by his alias "Salsa", is a member of the Condiment Crew and usually serves as live bait for any job the Crew happens to be on. Not that he minds this, of course. His defensive stats are second to none and he often finds complicated ways to swim himself out of sticky situations.

Appearance

Salsa is a hybrid of a catfish and a frog. His body shape is more similar to that of the frog, but he has two large whiskers on his face linking to his catfish heritage. He's a tad overweight, but don't let that fool you, this only raises his defense even higher than it already is. His skin is a dark green with his eyes being yellow. Sadly, the eyes are a dead giveaway if he's trying to be stealthy so the're little more than a letdown.

Salsa has a small mouth, but it can grow to about five times its regular size when he's eating a meal. He's said to have a great appetite, but with his short stature it's not really known where everything he eats goes. Regardless, Salsa doesn't take very good care of his teeth. Or his fingernails, or anything at all for that matter. They're both very long and dirty, his fingernails even being able to cut quite deeply if given the chance. Salsa's skin is also very slimy and slippery due to living in water. This gives him some sort of immunity to fire magic, and a great advantage against actual fire.

It's very hard to find clothing in Salsa's size, and even harder to find clothing that actually suits him. He has a red baseball cap which he wears on occasion, even if it doesn't fit on his head perfectly. Salsa has a leather jacket which he wears (Still doesn't fit him, barely covers his back) and doesn't even bother to wear shoes.

Personality

Salsa is known to be somewhat crafty in making schemes, but he's not smart enough to form thought-out plans. He enjoys making "deals" with people, as long as they're able to benefit him in some way. Though a member of the Condiment Crew, he cares little for the other members and the only one he seems to respect at all is Mayonnaise due to already having a friendship with her at the time of his joining.

In battles, he often gives his opponents a large and menacing grin as they desperately try to damage him in any way. He even laughs at the thought of being killed despite the risk being very clear. He's very defensive, but not invincible. A fact that's reminded to him by other members of the Crew often, but he never takes these warnings to heart. He's also a pretty decent cook. A fact that not many know since he always cooks for himself.

Backstory

Living in the river flowing through the Underground for the first part of his life meant Salsa never saw much of the world. In fact, he never even thought he could leave the water until the day he tried to. Opening up a brand new realm of possibilities for him, Salsa entered the world above-water and tried to fit in there, to not much success, sadly.

No matter what he did, he always found himself doing something wrong. This, of course, was quite annoying to the little catfish that just wanted to make friends, and so he continued to do wrong just to get an annoyance out of the people who barely payed attention to him otherwise. It was during the time that he enjoyed causing trouble that he met Mayonnaise, who would soon turn to be one of Salsa's only friends.

He served as a distraction while Mayo got away with her thievery and the two complimented each other well. With the forming of the Condiment Crew, Salsa was allowed to join even though he wasn't named after a condiment, but it was kept a secret by he and Mayo. Donning the name Salsa as a sort of code-name, he became the Crew's official defensive wall and general distractor while the rest carried out their jobs in peace.

Recently, Salsa got promoted from his role as live-bait in light of his exceptional skills during recent heists. His current job is delivering things to and from other members of the Crew, using his great mouth to smuggle said things past the Royal Guard's eye. The most excellent and required role of live-bait has been given to another member, though Salsa is somewhat glad to have left it behind.

Epilogue

After the death of Mayonnaise, Salsa left the Condiment Crew of his own accord and set his criminal life behind him. He spent the rest of his days as an honest man, working on his family's famous Seaweed Farm deep in the waters of Waterfall.

Stats

HP - 7,500

ATK - 1

DEF - 45

Trivia

  • Along with his immunity to fire magic, Salsa cannot taste spice of any kind.
  • Still lives underwater with his largely extended family.
  • Salsa usually takes care of any new recruits that enter the Condiment Crew.

(Heya. This character was made by Dove of Death. Use him without permission and you are REALLY not gonna like what happens next)

Kang Dench (Called "The Dench" to some) is a strange frog-catfish originating from the Helk. He saved Sweet one eventful day and brought her back to the Underground, which is now his place of residence. He looks and acts extremely similar to the Condiment Crew member Salsa.

Appearance

Kang Dench physically appears almost identically to Salsa. It's hard to notice, but the only real difference between them is that Dench has longer whiskers than Salsa does, but nobody will notice if they're not standing side by side one another. Clothing his size is apparently far easier to find in the Helk, as unlike Salsa he wears a full outfit, though they do retain some similarities even in their clothing.

Like Salsa, he wears a jacket, but also wears a large white shirt under that jacket meaning he's never shirtless, unlike the Condiment Crew member he so looks like. This shirt, along with all his other clothes never gets wet even when he goes underwater. Some sort of enchantment prevents them from getting wet at all. Anyway, other than that he wears pretty much the exact same things as Salsa does with the addition of shoes. He has a tophat with a blue stripe, as opposed to the one Salsa owns with a red stripe.

Personality

Another regard Kang Dench is similar to Salsa in is his personality. He appears very polite to people, often referring to them with formal titles (With the exception of Sweet, whom he always refers to as "little lady") and sometimes helps people if it will give him something in the long run. He's known to make more deals than Salsa does, but is more merciful in those deals, not nearly demanding as much in return as the Underground's catfish-frog does.

He has many stories to tell and sharing them is one of his favourite things. From his time in the Helk, he has watched many battles, fought many a Helk Beast and has been almost everywhere there is to be in the Helk. If there's something you'd like to know about it, he's the one to ask (Well, one that's easiest to meet, anyway). Though, chances are he'll ask for something in return for providing you with information.

Backstory

Kang Dench has virtually little interesting to talk about. He was born in the Helk under very normal circumstances, and often would swim around the waters as it was the fastest way for him to travel. He met many a Hellain and Helk Beast during his travels, sometimes making deals with them as he likes to do. He never knew anyone in his family for very long, as he decided to start traveling from a very young age. Despite that, he's still very knowledgeable on a lot of things about the Helk.

Somewhere along his travels he met the duo Sweet and Sour, who were training in the Helk for a while. Kang Dench apparently scared Sweet to the point that she'd make Sour talk to him all the time, even though Sour is perhaps the worst person at talking in the world. Anyway, Dench told them that they could harness the power of the Helk Beasts in some way and even offered to show them how. In return, they'd take him out of the Helk to see new sights. They accepted and the deal was done. As terrible people Sweet and Sour are, they never fufilled their part of the deal and went back to the other world without Kang Dench. This left him angry, and Sweet terrified of even returning to the Helk should he find her again.

Eventually, Sweet returned to the Helk alone during a chase from the Royal Guard and was almost immediately found by Kang Dench. Though he had not forgotten her betrayal, he was now the only one who could help her get back home. With his help, Sweet returned to the Underground with Kang Dench in tow. Now, he lives in the Underground, learning new things as the days go on. His knowledge is big, and Kang Dench lives only to make his mind's encyclopedia even bigger.

Epilogue

After exploring the Underground and mapping out every little area of it, Kang Dench returned to the Helk. He briefly considered joining Richter's offensive against Christopher, but decided against it and continued with his life's true calling.

Stats

HP - 6,500

ATK - 1

DEF - 50

He looks like Salsa, and fights just like he does too. While Salsa has less DEF, he also has more HP than Kang Dench does. In return, Kang Dench has lower HP but hits the defense cap of his species by hitting the 50 mark. Either way, both are incredibly tanky beings.

Trivia

  • May have more to him than just looking like Salsa.

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