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Hey what's up guys, it's Forge here. Today, we are doing the first episode of Content Mod, which is essentially the UTRP version of Content Cop. On this series, we'll be poking at the negatives of certain users, specifically their content. Most of the time, these are just criticisms, and I'll only do this with the user's permission in normal circumstances. I may do one without permission if it's going to be more like an "EXPOSED" blog post rather than simple criticisms.
On today's first episode of Content Mod, we'll be reviewing an individual who is actually a content moderator at the moment. His name is Fredbear and Freinds, and is one of the Wiki's most active editors around. Like literally, he basically has the most edits around. While peeps like Jaz and I have around 2500 edits, he has around 16500 edits. So yeah, he does a lot. I'll be honest, I don't really have much to say about him. But, we gotta say something anyways, so let's peep this out.
Page Inactivity[]
One of the main issues with Fred, is that he doesn't actually work on his own content. The main reason why he has so many damn edits is not because he edits his pages a lot, but because he has like 5 RP threads on at any given point in time. From what I've seen, Fred edits his pages like once every three days, and you can check this right now. His most recent page edit was today with his CC OC, and the next edit of his pages is like three days back with Thera. This of course makes his pages less updated, and begin to collect dust as a result.
B-BUT FORGE YOU DON'T EDIT YOUR PAGES EITHER!
Shhh, shhh... I have like 20 pages, and several Wikis to sprawl across. He's got like 6 or so, it's a huge difference. Besides, I do college work in high school. Does he do that? Probably not lol.
Edge[]
One of the issues with his content is that a good amount of it is extremely edgy. Take Bryson for example. He's a Demon, being part-skeleton, who lost his parents in the War and wields two swords. That's extremely edgy, and there's only so many OCs that are more edgy than that (*ahem*). Another example is Zabetar Sayar. He's an Inpyre who almost lost his parents, is arrogant, and very skinny. Ouch, I think I'm starting to get cut from all this edge.
B-BUT FORGE, YOU'RE SUCH A HYPOCRITE! YOU HAVE EDGY OCS AND PARENTLESS OCS TOO!
True, but at least not all my OCs are like that lol. Some of my OCs do have parents that weren't killed, it's just that some of them either died of old age like normal parents, or their parents simply aren't mentioned. Meanwhile, Fred is over here being Disney, with all his OCs having no parents, and having died of tragic causes.
Five Nights at Fucking Atrocious Fandom[]
You know, I always found something cringy about this individual, and I think I know what it is. It's the fact that he's still linked to the atrocious game series otherwise known as Five Nights at Fuckboy's. I mean, look at his name, "Fredbear and freinds". It looks like a name that an 11-year-old would make. He didn't even spell friends correctly, come on now. He's most likely the reason why FNAF RP is connected with FRN, it makes me want to strap myself to a bunch of fireworks.
I know that you might remember that I was once in the FNaF fandom too. I'll have you know that I haven't been it for such a long time now, and that I was in it when FNaF was good. This guy's still in the fandom, and look at him shoving his robotic booty into us. I don't want none of that, and I don't think anybody else does.
Overcompensation[]
I do have to say, I think Fred's trying to hide something here. I mean, think about it. He has the most edits out of everyone here. He makes the page about Bryson rather long, and the swords Bryson wields are rather long as well. He always talks about prominent figures, such as the US President and PewDiePie's glorious father, which I'll show right here:
https://i.gyazo.com/1be531d5bec319147b1b057f856eaa20.png
I think I know what's going on here. Fred is suffering from Small Penis Syndrome. It all makes sense now! He makes everything else seem so big, so that no-one notices the one thing that really is small. That small thing being his wiener. He probably buys a lot of expensive shit irl too to hide this fact. We need to tell everyone about this! He's definitely overcompensating here, and we need to find him a girl that likes small poles.
The Verdict[]
Overall, Fred's actions aren't really all that bad. Really, he fits in as more of a misdemeanor rather than a felony, so he's lucky that he ain't getting much shit on. But you know, he suffers from the same shit other people do, and in addition he may never lose his virginity. But who knows, maybe he'll get someone someday... nah, just kidding. Fuck that guy.
Sentence: No longer allowed to buy Exotic Butters.